Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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