Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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