What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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