and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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