He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
ttyl tear gas
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
