did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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