oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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