Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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