I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
you had me at cake vodka
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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