Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
should my penis look like a turkey
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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