3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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