Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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