NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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