24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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