Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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