Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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