everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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