maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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