I heard we made out
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Randomize
