But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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