I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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