Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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