weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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