that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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