therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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