YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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