Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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