so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we're so committed to being not committed
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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