have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
