i jhust puked up my retainher.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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