At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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