i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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