so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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