Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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