it's too hot outside to masturbate.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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