whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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