so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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