ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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