Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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