i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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