Please, let me fuck your mom
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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