Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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