Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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