its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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