She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When did angry sex become our thing?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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