Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
