Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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