If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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