On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
