I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
