Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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